Message 0: %n_fell_to_%t...
Message 1: 1_HATE
Message 2: Hey!
Message 3: %t_put_%n_out_of_%p_misery...
Message 4: %t_wasn't_a_cautious_little_Elf...
Message 5: %n_isn't_cool_enough_to_stay_alive.
Message 6: ...Hey!
Message 7: Uh_oh...
